Blur colleague

Boleh tak hari yang i bad mood, you jangan blur ? You jangan nampakkan sangat your blurness tu.

Photo Credit: Krapps
I boleh tolerate you slalu space out..orang tanya apa-apa, you tak leh jawab, padahal you dah kerja dah setahun sini. Compared to I yang baru 2 months. And then perangai cam orang tua, tanya in the morning, petang nanti kang tanya the same question. Then I'm like, WTF, pity you, alwez forget. I think she's daydreaming too much about her beau.

Eeee dahla mood macam nak makan orang.

Kau nak kena makan ke?!!

OMG Panasnye HATI niiiii !!!

                          ahahaha padan muka, terbakar kau !

OctoPaul ~ baby Octopus seasoned in sauce, or deep fried..I Like !

Remember the Octopus that predicted the 2010 World Cup games?
Well the NEWS is..He's Dead.
Found in his tank....*plekkkkk..* like that..lembek..
Reportedly at his age of 2 + years, it's normal . Itu je lifespan octopussy. He died under normal circumstances.
Apparently there has been soooo many death threats, owner dia pun stress. Mostly orang send Octopaul recipes, how to cook him good, nyum* Sure owner dia scared he kena kidnap ke, poison water ke..
I tengok this vid, Paul slides down the pole, reminds me of a pole dancer in a bar.heh!

Teenage Dream ~ Katy Perry

You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
[Chorus]
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
[Chorus]

I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

I HAVE THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD

‎6 years : Mom knows everything!

~ 8 years :Mom knows a lot!

~ 12 years : Mom really doesn't know everything! 

~ 14years : Mom knows nothing!

~ 16 years : Mom, what mom? 

~ 18 years : Mom is outdated!

~ 25 years : Maybe Mom knows! 

~ 35 years : Before deciding, let's ask Mom! 

~ 45 years : I wonder what Mom thinks!

~ 75years :... I wish Mom was here to ask..! 

Post this on ur wall if u
have the BEST MOM IN THE WORLD :)

 Angie breastfeed stylo Ok ? pakai sunnies gitu.. !

For New Brides, before its too late

We women have to learn to Be Strong to Any Man. Don't over compensate, don't bend over backwards to breaking point. Know what you want and what you like. Stand your ground. Else men will step all over you. All men are the same. They Appreciate Women who does not over compensate. They like a Confident Woman who puts herself first instead of him first. A woman who Does Not Take His Bullshit. A WOMAN HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT.

 Angie..you're so lovely..(busy as a mom and working for the UN)

Please Empower yourselves before its too late. Be Confident of yourself, Make yourself Independent of any man, and Feel Secure in who you are.

*Turns off computer and picks up phone*
((Ring, ring))
Me: B, My car battery died? What to do? ...Ok, you buy me the new battery and fix it for me ya. And on your way home, also please get me sanitary pads and black seed oil supplements from the kedai runcit kat bawah tu..thank u so much sweetie.

You have to make your man feel needed (busy fulfilling your needs) . Independent lah sangat! hah! *rolling eyes*

Stop Dolphin and Whale killing NOW !

Last nite I watched  a documentary which opened my eyes to where and how Aquarium shows, SeaWorld etc get their Dolphins and Whales for human entertainment , and how a group of fishermen treat these Dolphins & whales in Taiji, Japan. The ones that are not picked for the show are pulled behind a big rock to behind another 'cove' where they are mass Slaughtered. This horrifying, slaughtering season takes place in September each year. Bought the documentary from Speedy video.  
Its so horrid , the sea water turns to BLOODY RED. **cry** 

 This is a video of whale slaughtering in Faeroe Islands. Island's in between Iceland, Scotland and Norway.Ramai ramai Qiqah whales. Terrible.
Skarang I follow SeaSheperd's http://www.seashepherd.org/mission to somehow battle this.

Pinjam bridal magazine kau?

My friend L sibuk nak kahwin this November, with all the wedding preparations..its only a month away. I'm sure she's super excited. Nak pinjam my Ratu Sehari mags http://www.ratusehari.com.my/main.asp, wanna look at the wedding dais designs so she can show her dais designer. I get it, coz I too tied the knot last June (4 months ago), get the feeling excited and all..But the wedding event is just one day, or a few days (including solemnization & bridegroom's reception)..and it seems so sekejap..it just flies by. The preparation is tedious but fun, and is more fun than the real actual wedding itself . haha. We brides sangat poyo prepare, last last kahwin, and then...banyak challenges ahead to face..Kena seek help and advice, join marriage forums, go for counselling..For many  , the wedding is such a big deal, for me, (a minority ) its tiring and unnecessary headache. I wouldn't want to do it all over again. For my brothers if they wanna get married, I advised them siap siap, You go book 2 tables at the Chinese restaraunt. That's it. 
Seronok la tengok my friend running here and there trying to get the preparations in order, see her anticipation, so I won't burst her happy, if a bit disillusioned bubble. Because marriage is never what you think it is or expect it to be.

Marriage

milk in the morning

adeii..drinking milk in the morning is giving me tummy activity which I don't like. *where's the bathroom?*


 i thought i was lactose intolerant because I have tummy ache when I Drink milk, but my friend studying PhD in Nutrition asked me, "Can you eat chocolate ?" I said, Yeah. He (Mahendran) said "Then you're not lactose intolerant coz chocolate got milk what?". Ok, point taken.
Some more someone is Singing to the Love song "Nothing's going to take my love from you..~" . Actually damaging George Benson's hit song. Keciannn..

Mona Fandey wants to..

Remember the Friendster.com days ? Before Facebook and Twitter became popular in Malaysia, Friendster was THE social networking site.
Anyway, I remember one time an Idiot decided to take the name id 'Mona Fandey' and wanted to befriend me. Imagine getting a message in your inbox "Mona Fandey wants to add you as her/his friend"
Takuuuuutt !!

Lagi takut dari Bekam darah k.
Dahla kubur Tok Wan I kat Kajang dekat dengan kubur Mona Fandey jugak. Kalau I tak tahu lagi bagus. The gravedigger yang pi cerite dengan my dad.
Kalau dah lupa, ni Mona Fandey on wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Fandey

Blood letting

On Saturday went for Bekam Darah therapy with an Ustat's wife in Cheras. Mula mula takut betul because it involves needles and puncture wounds. Tapi dah di bagi makan breakfast kway teow goreng sedap, karipuff and teh panas, borak borak ngan ustazah tu..and me being the chosen first one to do it ,kena la tukar pakai kain batik and lie down. I berserah saja la masa tu. Mula2 dia place the cup on my back and vacuum out the air. MY back ada 16 cups. Then dia cup my friend, Fiz, who was lying down beside me, yang duk tengok aje, takut tunggu turn dia plak. Another friend, S, yang introduce us into bekam darah ni ( dia kata ni Rahsia Menguruskan Badan kalau tak kurus dia berani potong jari dia !) duduk kat tepi and duk takut takutkan kitorang lagi and gelakkan kitorang. On the way over, in the car we asked,
Me & Fiz : Nanti dia cucuk pakai apa S ?
S : Dia pakai hammer
Me & Fiz : AAAAAAAaaaaa !!
Then ustazah tu datang balik kat I, remove one cup and start poking me with a lancet pen ( like the diabetics use). She poked , like, 20 holes? The pain was tolerable la. Then dia cup balik and vacuum out the air and blood starts oozing out...
S duk kata "Waaa a lot ...! "
Fiz looks over in horror
Yang I ni tak dapat tengok. Sib baik tak pengsan.
Then Ustazah gelak je tengok kitorang yang sangat kecoh ni sambil bleed my back.
Some cups yang fill up quickly she had to remove the blood first and replace the cup again. There were cups that were foaming out blood.
Bekam darah ni bagus untuk kesihatan badan , good for health. For blood circulation, detox , remove blood cholesterol, treat acne, migraines, sinus, gout. If migraine, cup the head, If facial acne, cup the face area. Many testimonies that your ills and pains will reduce a lot . For gout prevention, cup the legs, alot of foam will come out, thats the uric acid. And it helps to lose weight too. For ladies who want to get pregnant also, there's a way of cupping to help with getting babies.
Bekam darah treatment is Sunnah for muslims. And its safe to do treatments monthly.
Women usually have pain on their shoulders, back and waist and legs. Some men like to cup their tummies. hehe.
I will add cups to my legs and tummy also next time. Fiz & S said, after cupping their legs, they instantly feel relief and lighter legged.
I felt relief and light and ready to go back to sleep. hehe.Luckily Fiz was driving.
We're definitely making this a regular thing !

LANDLORD

OMG AMAZINGLY FUNNY !!! LOL !

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

The hunt for Houses is ON !

How much can we afford ?
What Location ? It should be in the middle of Cyberjaya, PJ and Shah Alam.
COndo or Landed ?
The choices include Pinggiran subang, Subang Andaman, Bukit Bandaraya..
Or build a new house on top of own land.
House hunting is so much fun !!
Just like Angie & Brad in Washington.. :)

Valuable or indispensible

Ladies, wives, girlfriends, partners out there,
Would you rather be valuable to your husband or partner , or totally indispensable?
Meaning that as a wife you take care of your husband, your home, your family in your own special way. You can cook his favorite food, treat and love him in your own way, know how to make him smile or laugh, keep him happy but at the same time have your own life, your own interests. So you be there for him when you have to, but you have also other obligations, that when you leave him for an hour or two, a day or a few days, you know, maybe for your own parents, shopping, out with the ladies, outstation for work..he can make his own coffee, wash his own clothes, eat at the mamak..you get it..survive on his own, coz we're not in the jungle anymore, every necessity is within reach.He misses you but doesnt mope around and sit and wait for you to come home.But he values you when you're around you'll spoil him by doing things to make it easier on him, so he can do other work, and keep him happy cause we love making our man happy!
Or would you rather be Indispensable, he cant live without you, cant drink milo when you're not around, where to boil the water, get the milk, cant toast own bread, cant fry own egg, cant wear wrinkled shirts cause you're the one ironing them, out of clean clothes cause you're the one washing them..So that when you're not around he is helpless, i need my wife..or..my wife's too busy for me i need A wife..someone..jeng jeng..